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Hey, remember how the people who got vaccinated were all gonna die within two years and the vaxidiots were like "only the purebloods will survive!"? I'm now three years and ten days past my first shot, and almost a year past my "expiration date". How are you guys all doing?
My blood is black, magnetic, I'm mind controlled by 5G, my DNA is patented by Pfizer and I'm not even human and am sterile... I woke up the other day in my yard at 4 AM sitting on a Joe Biden prayer rug full of pentagrams and couldn't remember how I got there... but other than that I feel okay.
Every day, I get a massive headache and order 15 more Xboxes
The plural is XBoxi.
Edit: XBix
XBoxen
A flock of XBoxen in the woodsen
Did you just assume my architecture?
You're not eating children yet, so the vaccine is still taking effect.
I’m dead, thanks for inquiring.
RIP in peach
See you Space Cowboy
i remember the vaccine was genocidal means of inserting chip for mass control which antivaxers avoided, so they are not controlled mass of cult followers now.