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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

A raccoon was behind the massive power outage that knocked out electricity to some 7,000 customers in downtown Toronto for hours Thursday night.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The raccoon’s condition is currently ~~unknown~~ charcoal and meatspray.

I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting

Look, my lad, I know a dead ~~parrot~~ raccoon when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable ~~bird~~ mamal, the ~~Norwegian Blue~~ Canadian Trash Panda, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!

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