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[–] [email protected] 79 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's "a dime a dozen". As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's Francis Bacon, the author that said "Knowledge is power". Come on now, this is easy enough to look up...it's not rocket appliances.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's rocket science. But we'll cross that bridge when we cum on it.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The expression you're looking for is "we'll cross that bridge when we come to it" Not that it matters, it's all water under the fridge anyway, mostly a moo point.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Come on, man, it's "water under the bridge". I want to contribute but it felt like we were drifting into malaphors there for a second, so I'm gonna play it by year and just see what comes next.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not to be rude, but it's actually "play it by ear". I'm trying to come up with something witty to say, but I'm dropping a blank.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to beat under the bush so I'm just going to say it. You should have said "drawing a blank ".

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hey man just want to correct you so you don't embarrass yourself, it's beat around the bush. Good thing I nipped that in the butt.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It's nip it in bud - which is not the nipple of a human, but the bud of a rose. Sorry for being so pedophile.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A pedophile is a kiddie diddler; you're thinking of "pedantic." But, that's just my two scents on the matter.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's actually "my two cents." No offense, after all, every buddy makes missed takes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Yo my man it's actually "my two cents" but don't worry keep on (to the) rock king!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry to correct you, but it's actually nipped in the bud. I'd hate for you to use that in public and get egg on your plate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You mean “drawing a blank.” It’s like you can lead a whore to water but you can’t make a drink.