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21 Israeli soldiers are killed in the deadliest single attack on the army since the war began (apnews.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"The reservists were preparing explosives to demolish two buildings in central Gaza on Monday when a militant fired a rocket-propelled grenade at a tank nearby, Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari, the chief military spokesperson, said. The blast triggered the explosives, causing both two-story buildings to collapse on the soldiers inside."

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (3 children)

You're laughing. 21 dead "israeli" soldiers are getting their cum retrieved right now and you're laughing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Was thinking about it yesterday and why go through the dangerous ordeal of zapping some dead prostates in the middle of a combat zone and instead just make the troops bust some ropes in basic and freeze it? Hire me to plan your military Bibi and I promise no more dead 18 year old Generals.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The reason they don’t do this is that the purpose of the prostate tazering is as a morale booster for the remaining soldiers who get to perform it on their fallen comrades.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

dog-faced-pony-soldier

"You better live soldier, or else everybody will get to see your corpse being electro-jacked to completion after you get domed in the occupied zones"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

some poor bastard having to pick through the rubble looking for scraps of ball sack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Gotta squeegee that spooge off the walls and ceiling now.