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No Scan Do (i.kinja-img.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Same. Menus are disgusting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

you're supposed to wipe them with a moist towlette before you start licking the pictures