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No Scan Do (i.kinja-img.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I prefer the menu on my phone. I can't be the only one

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

While I think your opinion is vile, detestable, loathsome, abominable, and evil, I don't understand why you're being down voted.
Thank you for sharing your abhorrent, outrageous, and revolting opinion as it does contribute something meaningful to the discussion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This is a great way to disagree with someone, I feel like Abraham Lincoln could have written it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same. Menus are disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

you're supposed to wipe them with a moist towlette before you start licking the pictures

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

These Boomer eyes can't see print that small. Give me a piece of paper

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You know you can adjust the font size on your phone, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's usually a PDF so you have to zoom in and out repeatedly to see everything. Super annoying.