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I'll do it for 17,000 zucchinis
That is a lot of zucchinis. I might need to pay in installments. Would you accept a payment plan of 5 zucchinis a week over the summer period for the next 283 years?
This is acceptable
Fabulous, consider it a deal. Now I just need you to travel back in time ready to start my shift at 6am.
As you did not attend at 6am this morning as required under the terms of the contract I have instead instead gone to work and impersonated myself.
I got the date wrong and ended up in 1024... It smelled really bad. Bloody typos.
Did you mess up the location too? I would have expected Australia to mostly smell of eucalyptus and smoke at that timeframe.
In any case I will provide 1 zucchini in appreciation for your efforts 🥒 (I have been training them to impersonate cucumbers, hope that's ok)