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I was still following the previous zucchini negotiators and thought this was advising hiring zucchini body doubles, or possibly human body doubles and training them in the ways of zucchini
Perhaps I could train the zucchinis to be body doubles for cucumbers? I have many zucchinis but the cucumbers failed to grow entirely, so this could solve my problem.
Train them? That would take way too long, I was hoping for someone really good at bluffing and bullshit. The type that have absolutely no idea how to do their job but somehow seem to get through the day without anyone noticing.