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Ripping off a post I just saw in the Isaac Arthur subreddit. Imagining we work out the technical ability. Examples they suggested were:

  • No periods
  • No balding
  • No nausea
  • No body odor
  • Resistance to obesity and muscle wasting
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Being able to shoot lasers from my tits would be cool.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

as if women didnt have enough of a problem with people grabbing them and going pew pew, pewpewpew before!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like, Cyclops lasers or cat toy lasers?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The cyclops kind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What would you do with your laser-tit-shooting ability though?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Play with cats of course!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Self-defense and cutting paper smoothly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Cutting food would be so much better too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

You can already shoot FOOD from them! That's pretty damn impressive.

But yeah, lasers would be cool.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

is this only for boobhavers, or anyone with nipples?