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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (7 children)

NGL if you have a flip phone now, you're either a contract killer, a drug dealer and or a stage 5 weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is just judgemental and stupid. If you are easily distracted not using a smartphone outside business hours is hugely beneficial.

I use a lumia 550, but REALLY I would prefer an old school phone like the w800i, but a good k750/w800/k800 is rare and expensive at this point and pretty likely to fail. (I have 2g here). So the lumia it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Friend of mine bought her first smart phone about a year ago. She just didn't need any of the functions on a smartphone and was happier with her flip phone: pretty much infinite battery, near indestructible, does communicate just ok.

Only reason she bought a smart phone is to download some group chat clients. Since she broke up with her BF, we additionally had to write her on SMS. So she made it a bit easier for us.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've seen doctors use them as work phone, like a modern pager.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah and they dispense drugs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I miss the Nokia 3310's tramadol dispenser, man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

they use it not to get distracted by work, anon isn't like that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

No, they use them because the battery lasts for ages and they're very reliable. They still have modern smartphones for personal use. And nothing wrong with that, the main use for a phone should be communicating with others, if Anon can get away with only SMS and regular calls, good for him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or an old person. My grandparents have flip phones lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Old people are de-facto stage five weirdos.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Or maybe just broke, but then it's a little odd to by pursuing more than a 2 year degree without a stable living situation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I only bought a smartphone because I was getting into the HVAC field and I wanted to have access to the Internet to help with diagnostics, if it wasn't for that job I might still just have an old flip phone lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Or you wanna get away from the distractions of modern smartphones.

Because phone bad.