Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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An old municipal right of way that got turned into private property somehow.
People living in those houses should definitely be attempting adverse possession on it.
$25k for a strip of property behind 6 different $1m houses? I'd go get a loan for that if I could. Sounds like millionaires that are willing to pay to have shit NIMBY. Don't want to pay? I'll be doing yard work with 2 stroke machines every day to improve my property value. Then It'd be a great place for me to make metal sculptures. 15ft rusted steel monsters that take weeks' worth of cutting with my angle grinder.
25k across six houses would be about 5k to buy the land and combine it with the existing lots. You could probably get the money together in a week. Unless there's an asshole neighbor that doesn't want another 20-40 sqft of land.
This is exactly what I was thinking. I’ve been trying to buy the field behind my house for a while. 5K to add in a nice dog run or accessory dwelling unit. It would be awesome. I’d but my neighbors they didn’t want and build a tall viewing platform and sell it back to them for double the cost. 😤
I think they were kidding but at the same time I think you very fundamentally misunderstood their overall strategy.
Get the millionaires to purchase the land behind each of their plots for $10,000 each. Start the bidding at $25,000 each.
Yeah IANAL but it seems like there could be almost no legitimate use for this strip of land and therefore should rightfully be part of the surrounding properties.