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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm expecting some child recreating superhero stunts and gerting hurt

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Imitating Pauly Shore in Encino Man during freshman year of high school. I was already a conventionally unattractive overweight nerd, so the affectation was not so much the final nail, but one of many in my social coffin.

I got better tho

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The picture in my head of you doing this is so hilarious.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

On the plus side it's given me new intrusive memories for when I'm trying to fall asleep tonight.

So I got that going for me, which is nice

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Get this guy a fresh bowl, and pronto! He needs some good rest and even better dreams! I want him riding Falcor, you ents!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

A 5mg edible an hour before bed has been pretty effective lol

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Tack on some tryptophan and you're floatin' like a reindeer in no time! (Fuck melatonin supplements, that's pedestrian and unreliable.)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

My dude i am a lightweight, 5mg has got me out like a light

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Fair. Safe passage, space monkey! ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

No wheezing the juu-uice!

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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