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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Well, now I can't not read that in his voice. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

The new Pledge of Allegiance "Suck dick, do drugs, eat ass to pwn libs" to be televised at every commercial break between "Ow, My Balls" and "That Anachronistic Show" reruns, in perpetuity.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Cops always are.

FFS, people. Take the fucking training wheels off already. Here: /s ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Recover? I thought they euthanized him.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Twins are freaky when they're both alive. Though they're especially off-putting when they're at the other's funeral.

Noted.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Clickbait. Nothing's happening, there's no caution or insight. Trash, again.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Yes, yes, it's all a product. We get it.

Is this what happens when the education budget is gutted? "Revelatory" notions that'd otherwise never make it past their split-moment of conception (ie. "hunh"), now get added to the cultural slop running underfoot? Picking through shite looking for gems, y'all are covered in it and no closer to sparkling clarity. Give us a smile for the cameras, piglet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Yes, yes, it's all a product. We get it.

Is this what happens when the education budget is gutted? "Revelatory" notions that'd otherwise never make it past their split-moment of conception (ie. "hunh"), now get added to the cultural slop running underfoot? Picking through shite looking for gems, y'all are covered in it and no closer to sparkling clarity. Give us a smile for the cameras, piglet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That Venn diagram is nearly a single circle for a large portion of the current incarcerated population โ€” and even moreso for the "free" ones not (yet?) locked up. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That's generous. Statistically speaking, fewer can read than will.

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