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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where did we learn this canon fact?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Besides the dual stream confirmation in Discovery, I believe it's in Enterprise that we first learn that Klingons have two of every organ.

And I believe I recall a throw away line of confirmation (of the double organs) in Picard.

I'm honestly surprised if Lower Decks hasn't dealt with the topic yet.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lower Decks did, in one of the earlier seasons. The episode with the visiting drill instructor Tendi has a test where she has to give a Klingon an honorable death. She fails and her holo-assistants also fail to kill the Klingon because of all the backup organs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Awesome. I figured Lower Decks would be all over this. Their creative team has amazingly strong knowledge of Trek lore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The two of evey internal organ is accepted, I think we're specifically discussing two penises

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Klingons have two of every organ.

The Skin is an organ, not just an organ but the largest organ.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That explains the facial folds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And also why mother Klingons carry their young by gripping the loose skin on the back of their necks... no wait, I'm confusing Klingons with something else, aren't I?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not canon, but there was a fan theory that the changes occurred after the tribbles were transported aboard the Klingon ship in TOS.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

plays Toccata in Vitamin D

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Klingons are like onions."

"You mean they smell bad?"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a scene in Disco that heavily implies it, where we see the silhouette of a Klingon drainin' the lizard and there are two distinct streams.

But, hey, maybe they just woke up or something.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So that dude from Reddit with two dicks is really just half Klingon?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's one of those fakes that I really, really wanted to be true. Because I wanted to see that shit in person. Or at least, in porn.

Oh, imagine the porn that could've been. What a loss for society.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If we survive as a species, the chances of that exact attribute being developed is greater than zero.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Maybe they have just two urethra, rather than two complete sets?

Good ol' snake eyes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Two-Eyed Willy? 🏴‍☠️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Neelix never looked the same after they killed Tuvix.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They write their name in the snow with a drop shadow? 😱🤌🏼

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*cannon

It's in the title of the post. Canon would be if something would be verified in the Star Trek universe. Which this is, sure, but think about it: it's much more likely to be a comment on the girth and power of Klingon instruments

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I think the joke is more about how the Chinook helicopter has two sets of rotors.