this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

deadpan serious stare

I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: "It's only a crime if you get caught. At least, that's what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.", and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽