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The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case (pixelfed.social)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything's free if you steal it..." and just kind of pause for a moment?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

deadpan serious stare

I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: "It's only a crime if you get caught. At least, that's what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.", and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I usually said something like "I already filled my theft quota for today"