Saw a great comment once,

"On a scale of Marx to Reagan, how do you feel about gun control?"

I like to throw this one around:

"Can you fucking believe a sitting President of the United States said, ‘Take the guns first, go through due process second’?!"

"Biden can eat a dick!"

"That was actually President Trump."

The funny thing is that both Marx and Reagan were draft deferred and neither ever served in the military.

Both were fine with other people doing the fighting.