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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

I mean, if you're stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If marriage were an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

You really need to find a new ice cream shop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Out of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it's pralines that is more disgusting for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

a) salty and sweet is a good mix

b) you get the nuts anyway for free

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Huh? Pralines are basically just caramel and pecans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But I bought you a gun rack...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

You'd better be careful or you're going to lose me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Well sure, those come later. Now they don't have to think about gifts to give later.