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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

That's why shopping carts in Germany are coin operated.

You only get your coin back, if you return the cart.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I made a bypass tool so I can know that when I return them it's due to moral superiority and not base greed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I take the ones people haven't bothered to lock back in. My moral superiority knows no bounds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah? well!

Sometimes I round them all up, take the coins, and donate them anonymously to orphans with cancer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Then one will never truly know if one is selfless or not as they now have an incentive to return it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

While that is true they seem to die out. Older Shops still have the but during modernisation works, they usually get swapped out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Our nearby store just used inserts that disabled the feature. The chains are still on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My girlfriend's boobs are my go to. She doesn't seem to mind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I just put in a washer and leave it in there