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[–] [email protected] 247 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The secret ingredient to get on the front page of Forbes is fraud.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

In the case of SVB it wasn't fraud though, it was more poor risk management; they didn't hedge against an increase in interest rates and that, together with the bank run when people learned about it, killed them. But yeah, the common pattern is failure.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Calling using client funds as collateral for risky investments (over and over again) as poor risk management it is a bit of an understatement.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It wasn't technically illegal nor was it fraud since it had an exemption from the Volcker Rule you're referring to.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's illegal to misrepresent what you are using your clients funds for, as was proved in court.

Edit: wait, I think that was SBF rather than SVB. Why are these acronyms so similar :(

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

wait, I think that was SBF rather than SVB. Why are these acronyms so similar :(

it doesn't help that they were both featured on Forbes 😅

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

All they needed to do was put "Hookers and blow on yachts" in really, really small print somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Damn I also read yours as SBF at first

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do banks have the authority to freeze withdrawals?
I don't get why SVP didn't just block all withdrawals as the panic set it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In theory yes:

A bank can temporarily suspend withdrawals to stop a run; this is called suspension of convertibility.

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_run)

But IMO freezing withdrawals would just add even more panic when the last thing you want as a bank is have more clients be anxious about their money.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

R is Reprehensible behaaaavior

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

E is for Endless profits from exploitation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Down here in the deep blue sea! 🎶