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[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

It's hilariously stupid. In 2005 one dude was cleaning an aquarium's shark tank and cut his arm on a passing shark.

https://sourcenm.com/2021/10/15/new-mexicos-shark-attack/

Still counts.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How does one cut one's arm on a passing shark? Sharks are smooth as can be.

Edit: Never mind just read the article and he cut his arm on a tooth while the shark swam past open-mouthed.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I know you already found the answer, but I want to add that shark skin is only smooth in one direction, if at all. The scales are made of V-shaped grooves, like their teeth. Their skin can definitely break yours if rubbed in the wrong direction at a fast enough speed.

I can personally vouch for this. I used to volunteer at aquariums. The sharks and manta rays were my favorite exhibits to work in. Penguins were dope too, but they smell.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Sorry but you're wrong, sharks are well known for having the smoothest skin

[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah (had a shark attack)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

oh no i just released Kentucky too THE SHARKNADOES ARE COMING

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