Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Call me a taxi (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The dad just named his son after himself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Mail men hate this one trick!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We are all dad on this blessed day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Speak for yourself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Homosexual parents doing that thing where parents call each other Mom/Dad? Non-orientable DDLD relationship?