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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry full disclosure I'm high but what irony ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There isn't any irony. Whomever you were replying to has reading comprehension issues.

OP says that we should renounce capitalism, and I said that's a silly statement since Lemmy unequivocally hates capitalism.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am OP and I am the one who said capitalism is dumb. The irony was the person who responded to me saying, "know your audience". I am the one who said, "the irony"... The irony is you implicitly think Lemmy is capitalist friendly as normal...

Maybe you are the one who needs to work on reading comprehension because you have completely fucked this up. You are quite literally incapable of understanding this basic conversation. Pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Re-read again. Slowly this time. Then use brain. If you're experiencing the same result, try again but slower. Try sounding out the words.

NOWHERE WAS I APPLAUDING CAPITALISM

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No fucking shit moron. That's not required for irony. If you actually had a brain, you'd realize how conversation works, but clearly you never interact with actual humans. What your statements can imply do not have to be intentional to never the less still be implied, dipshit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did you read slow this time? Did you sound out ALL the words?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you enjoy being worse than useless?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahh, poor monkey's mad cuz his brain is dumb. Its ok monkey, I'm sure youre good at other things 🐒

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? Sad. Too stupid to even know humans are closer to apes. Keep up the show. I have plenty of popcorn.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Have a banana monkey. 🍌Monkeys like banana. Good monkey!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mostly the "know your audience" bit. This is Lemmy. The non-corporate Reddit. If either of the two were going to understand the downsides of capitalism, it'd be those seeking escape from the products of capitalism.

... Also etiquette... pass that blunt!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What are you talking about?? OP saying that we need to stop HeRalDing capitalism. Like we're not on Lemmy and that the overwhelming majority of us don't already profess to hate capitalism on a very regular basis.

I don't know how you read that any other way, smh