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Nic McConnell @NicMcC83:

this is the most devastating review of anything i've ever seen

Scary Whitta @garywhitta· 1d:

Imagine if your printer was also your car. That's what owning a Tesla is like.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Re-read again. Slowly this time. Then use brain. If you're experiencing the same result, try again but slower. Try sounding out the words.

NOWHERE WAS I APPLAUDING CAPITALISM

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No fucking shit moron. That's not required for irony. If you actually had a brain, you'd realize how conversation works, but clearly you never interact with actual humans. What your statements can imply do not have to be intentional to never the less still be implied, dipshit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did you read slow this time? Did you sound out ALL the words?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you enjoy being worse than useless?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahh, poor monkey's mad cuz his brain is dumb. Its ok monkey, I'm sure youre good at other things 🐒

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? Sad. Too stupid to even know humans are closer to apes. Keep up the show. I have plenty of popcorn.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Have a banana monkey. 🍌Monkeys like banana. Good monkey!