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nice 'n tiny limp dicks too
Pretty sure that was the ideal of male beauty, back in the day.
No dick-shamin'.
I mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I'm glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?
Boy, that's a loaded question.
It is indeed a burden.
(I mean, I'm all of 5'8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)
wow 5’8” is quite the schlong
I'd hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.
Hmmmm....
Ok, goddess of virility made my day. TY
Read into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don't do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)
My schlong can be as large as I want it to be... usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.
Uhh, have you seen the sistine chapel? Those boys are hung!