this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I'm glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanent massive shlong?

Boy, that's a loaded question.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It is indeed a burden.

(I mean, I'm all of 5'8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

wow 5’8” is quite the schlong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

goddess

erection

Hmmmm....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ok, goddess of virility made my day. TY

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Read into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don't do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My schlong can be as large as I want it to be... usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.