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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

How hard is it to tell the truth? When I got my first job I walked straight into the place I wanted to work and stuck out my hand to the boss, I said “Uncle Mike, I’m ready to work” and he hired me on the spot. I was able to save up a few hundred thousand in the first year working there and after that I made some good investments, now I’m a successful landlord and business owner. Today’s kids don’t want to do the leg work.