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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So gamble? The only proven way to reliably make money on investing are things like index funds, which you will need a fair amount of starting capital to make a living off of.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I'm not talking about stocks. I'm talking about literally anything that people will pay money for, which is a lot of stuff. You can even make the stuff or get it for free, vastly increasing your profit margins.