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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The first version was actually patented, so we know how that one worked fully. The latest versions are secretive but they still likely measure the same thing.

https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/hubbard-patent.html

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

Or given that the device’s purpose is to be a prop for psychological manipulation, the current ones might, rather than simply reading out skin resistance, produce some other value more conducive to that purpose. I’m which case, dumping and disassembling the firmware would be as much a threat to Scientology as dumping slot machine firmware would be to casinos and gambling firms. (True story: someone once did this with a slot machine, proving that it was rigged.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

The scions of prions? Lucky pions!

Hey Shakespeare did it, so it can't be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sadly midichlorians make sense compared to episodes 7, 8 and 9.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My headcanon is that they’re a bacteria that feeds on the force rather than that they control the force or grant powers. They need a host so that’s why you find lots of them in force sensitive people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My head cannon is just that they’re attracted to beings that can manipulate the force

They don’t give any powers. But the more you have the higher your latent abilities are and they can just sense that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Although you do realize that technically, if their new versions are not patented then they are considered trade secrets right? If you can get your hands on one and patent it then you have a decent pathway to sue the Church of Scientology for patent infringement.

That would be a fun one to work out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They could get your patent invalidated if they can demonstrate you copied them

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I like that fundamental misunderstandings of how the law works can still be found on this website, was my favorite part of reddit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

wouldnt that force them to admit the public patent and all its details are a copy? thus confirming exactly how the device works.....and isnt that something they dont want?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They would still have to pay an inordinate amount of money in legal fees fighting it, and if they invalidate the patent then the publication would go public domain.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, and then they either disappear you, or you have an "accident". Or you just so happened to get beaten half to death in the restroom by a "random" act of violence.

Or anything equally as sinister, but to your finances, possessions, loved ones, or life.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can anyone translate this into Dummy please? What is it doing, according to that patent?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s measuring resistance, just like a multimeter can. Basically, it’s measuring how “difficult” it is for electricity to reach from A to B. High quality wire will have low resistance, while something like rubber has a very high resistance. This is basically just measuring resistance and moving a needle back and forth on a meter. It’s an Electrical Engineering 101 class project.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What makes certain people have different measurements? I assume that’s what they’re after in the cult to determine who goes where

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Our skin layer is about the worst conductor of our bodies but if you have wet salty skin you'll show a higher reading. Maybe that's all the data they need. Maybe they're onto something

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

This goes a step further though.

Because they are questioning you while "on the cans", your skin's electrical conductivity will change naturally even if being completely honest. These momentary blips will cause the person conducting the interview to ask you more personal, more intimate questions, with the goal of you over sharing.

Basically they use the flawed technology that is the lie detector and based an entire religion around it.

Honestly not a bad idea, if I'm being completely honest and devoid of human empathy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't there a name for bullshit devices that produce some ouput that has no bearing on what is being tested? Like that device Dee and Charlie use when they are in the superberry MLM on Sunny in Philadelphia. Like, its snake oil but I thought there was a word for that kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you mean? That machine measured stress very accurately and displayed it in standard stress units

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My biggest issue was the lack of clarity over where one should place their feet. Kinda important

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know about one word, but generally I've heard "quack medical device" used to describe such things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Like a polygraph I guess but slightly seedier

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's like a voltmeter set to resistance mode. It can detect small changes in electrical energy and show that change on a meter that moves right for higher resistance, and left for lower resistance. In other words, it's a bunch o' bull crap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I think it's just a human detector. Or an anything that touches both contacts detector

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. And just as meaningful as one. (aka not)