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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I got a bidet a couple years ago and forget sometimes that people still "clean" themselves with dry paper.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This place isn't for the likes of you clean-assed folks. Get outta here! If your ass don't smell, go to hell!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look at my clean ass. Look at it before it destroys you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nooooooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I still don't get how that works. If you have diarrhea, the bidet will just spray it all over your butt cheeks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You're not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know that bidet water is clean. But the splash zone is full of little bits of shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it's not like you're pressure washing it. If it's splashing that much you're using too much pressure. Anyway I, I think I'm on safe ground in stating that it's still cleaner than smearing the poop around with paper, but you do you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It probably is. But still. Whipes are best imo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hey we all have our kinks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure if you're joking, but in case you're not, the bidet sprays clean water from the wall, not dirty water from the bowl.