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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Ornithologists should hang out with astronomers. They do the same naming scheme with telescopes. They've named some classics like the Very Large Array (VLA) and the Five Hundred Meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST).

Edit: a word

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Very Large Telescope, the Extremely Large Telescope, and the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Can't beat rapid unscheduled disassembly. Aka, a thing exploded

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not to mention "The Big Bang", and " Spooky Action At a Distance"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Spooky action at a distance is how Einstein called quantum entanglement. That is the official name.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope to be technical.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's the Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope; the person you're replying to left out "Aperture" by mistake.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Five Hundred Meter Spherical Telescope (FAST)

Where does the 'A' come from?
The phonetic "faiv"?