Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they don’t have the guts!

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seriously though, you come across them in a dungeon and they all attack you. Like why aren’t they attacking each other?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're not attacking you. They're offering to clean your skeleton from all the inconvenient things like the meat and innards. Liberate your skeleton

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Join us brother!