Plot twist: his mom is the youth sweetheart of Putin from his vacations in East Germany, the break up is what turned him into a violent autocrat, her return could heal his little broken heart and make him the tsar of love and harmony.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Space opera material

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

without the space

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

or opera

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

immaterial then, but space opera nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If that showed up on Netflix I'd watch it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The real scoop!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then we sneak up and kill him. Right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nah, he manages to solve all world conflicts by funneling his stolen billions into massive communication campaigns promoting empathy, which triggers pacific transitions to peacefull democracies in all authoritarian countries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want that timeline. Can we please have that timeline?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'm afraid it's DLC only content, and requires a lot of macro-transactions