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checkmate (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's hilarious that you think that proprietary software is actually better.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

CAD Software?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Add to that photo editing (as much as GIMP is great...). I would guess DAW and video editing would fall under that category, too...and good luck finding many AAA open source games.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Photo and Video editing is actually pretty good, since the backends (magick/ffmpeg) are open source

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I've recently exchanged Davinci Resolve for Kdenlive on my pc, and have been extremely pleased with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If only Autodesk didn't exist, then yeah

Edit: You ever leave a comment, and immediately realize you were wrong, but if you deleted the comment people would see that you left a comment and deleted it and would know you said something stupid anyway?

Anyway I forgot that Dassault Systèmes exists

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, sometimes it happens. Lemmy was semi-broken during the APIocalypse, and there still isn't such a thing as a FOSS Facebook, or search engine backend for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have heard that friendica is similar to facebook

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

That's what it's trying to do. There's no way in hell it has the same level of features, let alone the same network size, though.

That being said, I've never been on either.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can you get (almost) every single person on there? Until not facebook is unreplaceable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can guarantee that every single person alive will use friendica before then end of the universe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

"Where do they bury the survivors?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I haven't really looked into it, but isn't Friendica supposed to be the FOSS Fediverse Facebook?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

It's trying to be. You can't do everything on there you can do on Facebook, though, which is pretty much this meme.