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When life gives you lemons... (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (8 children)

"Normal" lemons are mutants. They're a hybrid of two different Citrus species, citron and bitter orange, that both look weirder than lemons. In fact, one variety of citron, Citrus medica var. sarcodactylis, is nicknamed "Buddha's hand" and looks like this:

So what it appears (to me, at least, as someone who isn't a biologist or citrus expert) is that that lemon happened to mutate again in such a way that it started partially expressing an ancestral form.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How can I unsubscribe from Lemon Facts?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know when it's gonna be and I don't make any promises, but one day you'll be browsing Lemmy minding your own business, and -- BAM! -- lemon fact. There's nothing you can do about it.

(...Well, except maybe staying away from topics in which it would be relevant to post facts about lemons. That'd probably work.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

one day you'll be browsing Lemmy minding your own business, and -- BAM! -- lemon fact.

When life gives you lemons, have a lemon party.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Life will give you lemons wheter you want it or not. There's no unsubscribing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Can you give more your subscription? I'd like more Lemon Facts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

partially expressing an ancestral form

This is just sciency words for eldritch horror

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Could also be a way of calling someone a monkey.

"Looks like you're partially expressing an ancestral form!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What
WHAT

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The all-skin lemon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I just looked up what these look like on the inside and am quite disappointed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's a goddamn shuttlecock

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure it's just fasciation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have given you the label "lemon fact guy". Wear it with pride because I mean it well. Thanks for sharing your lemon knowledge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think you're lying. I think you are a biologist or at least a citrus expert! Liar!