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Labia reduction
"You seemed like a person who would have a wizard's sleeve situation down there."
"Wtf it was my ears"
"So is the situation down there not fixed or what do you mean?"
Crying laughing from wizard sleeve situation. Made my night, thanks
leanbeefpatty
Context?
Beef curtain
Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls halfway to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum
Right out of a romance novel
It's an old Bill Hicks bit
So what does the ab goddess has to do with this surgery?
Exactly what I meant with my question.
Just a play on words. Labia reduction = lean "beef"
Huh. Disappointing.
Ever been to Arby's?
"How do you know what my labia looks like...?"
Then get called a creep and shouted at.
I'm just saying that you'd deserve if that was your answer.
Nah, it’s a perfectly fine snappy response to a loaded question.
Bonus points if you guess correct 🌚