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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"According to this debunked racist quackery I'm the best person who ever lived."

My first thought: I can't believe this idiot found a phrenologist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I don't have enough phrens, Putin barely talks to me anymore, and un is busy playing blow up the bridge. I need a phrenologist.