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Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke
Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.
How does he look?
Dude, you ruined it.
I keep setten em' up and they keep drivin' around em'
Not smelly
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
I asked German translate if it could help me out, and it politely responded:
“Das wird nicht passieren.”
Huh.
It's supposed to be the Germans version of the "funniest joke in the world" from the Monty Python sketch they were talking about in the previous comment. I'm pretty sure they made it nonsensical because they never actually say what the English version of the joke is lol almost all of them were fluent in German
In hindsight, I suppose I should have input “I’m dreadfully sorry, but if I translate this for you, you’ll die.”
No no no......it's the tickle monster. It's like bigfoot, 7 foot tall, hairy, and can overwhelm and overpower you. And all it wants to do is tickle you everywhere for the rest of your life.