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[–] [email protected] 259 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't worry, Republicans will solve this by banning abortion and birth control nationwide!

They are always thinking of the children.

[–] [email protected] 171 points 1 month ago (4 children)

And legalizing marriage to minors. And outlawing comprehensive sexual education.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A few Republicans also rape and traffic minors just to show how dedicated they are to countering the declining birth rate!

Pizzagate was projection.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

They misspoke. A few don't.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Only a few do both!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Conservatives are thinking of the children. How is that unclear?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, we need to be clear, rape is such a harsh word, it's not fair to ruin someone's whole career over a little misunderstanding like consent...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's such a steep [word] for 20 minutes of action.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just a 20 minute whoopsie

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Fight against SA protection in the workplace and push more children to work to live? Anything is better than the Great Replacement right? /s

But honestly thinking about what terrible combination of policies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Okay, so on an actual serious note -- Historically, this has actually been the lever that's been pulled by government in order to control population growth.

The problem is that we've grown so much as a society that we now realize that bodily-autonomy is a human right.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are ways they can promote population growth, if that is something we really want. Better and free school lunches would be a start. Childcare. Pre-K education. Free college. Health-care. And generally a more wealthy middle class.

The biggest reason people are having fewer kids is money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This 100%. We and many of our peers with a kid are one and done in the current system. But if we could afford college educations for multiple kids, get adequate parental leave, access to early childcare that doesn't cost an entire paycheck? That would change the decision quite a bit.

But also I'm happy to have fewer kids and let more immigrant and/or refugee families with young kids move here too. Solves the labor shortage and provides a much needed influx of fresh ideas and culture, not to mention getting some folks out of dangerous situations. Somehow all of the people who want to "save the children" are extremely silent on that front when it's children moving to another country for a better life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Uh, yeah, about that. Republicans need to stop thinking so much about children, mmkay?