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5 beroccas, 2 AA batteries, one motivational speech and a kick up the arse please.
Or one of those special little white tablets that start with the letter d.
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THANK YOU
I know a guy (me) lol
What time should I met you at macca's?
Oh fuck that takes me back lol
demazin coming up
It's alright. I know a guy.
Can I please half of a microwaved sweet potato, but instead of longways half or shortways half, can you make it a spiral half? Lots of butter and hot sauce
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Mmm spiralicious
Time machine to go back and undo the nerve damage in my shoulder that gives me migraines?
Our apologies. Changing the past is prohibited.
Bummer. Can I have some pizza instead pretty please?
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Close enough :)
Might be a bit late and greedy but I’d like a chicken schnitzel sandwich please.
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Munch munch. Thank you Chef!
Can I get some orange chips please? Thanks in advance chef!
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Where's the potato and batter mate? Left at the side? Still on the truck?
And what's with the oranges?
This is rapidly becoming a 2/5 service.
Orange chips. Sliced oranges dried to crispiness. You will eat what the Truck provides.
Yes chef!