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JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children (youtu.be)

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In newly resurfaced audio, the vice-presidential candidate is heard making disparaging remarks, calling childless children “miserable” and “pathetic”.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

to the deli worker: "You know, some of this and that"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Whatever makes sense

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"I'll take some of those ones with sprinkles."

"Mr. Vance, those are rat turds"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Excellent"