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JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children (youtu.be)

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In newly resurfaced audio, the vice-presidential candidate is heard making disparaging remarks, calling childless children “miserable” and “pathetic”.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's kind of sad that JD Vance is such a disgusting piece of shit that I assumed this was a real news story until I noticed it was an Onion article lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I just assumed it was a typo in the reddit title, not actual satire 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

don't worry, couchfucker still has a month to spew his signature pants-on-head stupid bullshit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just read an article about his extended family in Appalachia and they’re calling him a “Shillbilly!”

I quite liked that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, i would also be pretty pissed of my cousin made millions on a book about how I'm a lowlife scumbag who deserves everything that happens to me.