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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Is this the proper English word? Cockeyed? COCKeyed?

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

Yea, it comes from the verb form of cock, meaning to tilt, same word used when we cock a gun. So one eye is just tilted.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago

Most penises are tilted as well, hence the slang cock for penis

[-] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

No idea if this is how the slang came about but I'll be confidently telling people this for the rest of my days.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago

A doctor would say you have amblyopia and a polite person would call it lazy eye. Cockeyed is a proper English word, but it’s kind of rude when you use it to describe a person and not an object.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

As a cockeyed person, it doesn’t bother me. People rarely say anything. Sometimes you can catch people being confused about which eye to look into but it’s brief.

I did have a kid say to me one time, “Wow, your eyes are like, seriously crossed!” I acted surprised and said, “Seriously? Oh my god! Do you think other people notice?” She felt bad about it and said, “No! No! It’s just where I was standing. I doubt anyone ever seen it.” :p

My eyes are nowhere near as bad as biggie’s though because my sweet mother got me surgery when I was 5 years old. I still thank her for it regularly.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

That’s understandable, it’s definitely not on the level of like a racial slur or anything. But if my niece or nephew blurted that out about someone I’d want to put a stop to it pretty quickly, you know?

And oh my god, that story about the kid is hilarious and adorable!

[-] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago

Technically it’s “cock for eyes” or if they have glasses “cock four eyes”

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