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'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump
(www.duffelblog.com)
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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As the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, "Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!"