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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Ok so alternatively, instead of "stealing" peaches, I pay $10 monthly for Peaches+, which means I get to look at the peaches whenever I want to until they go bad. Sometimes new peaches arrive but they rarely look as good as the previous ones. Then when I eventually cancel my Peaches+ subscription I still don't own a single peach even though I paid a lot of money.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You Wouldn’t Look At A Peach…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And you only get to see what peaches Peaches+ has the rights for at this time. There's no guarantee they'll have a Canadian Harmony next week, and if you didn't try one when they were available, then that sucks. There's a used bluray copy of Canadian Harmony available on Amazon for $60 if you're interested.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh but don't worry! You can pay another $10 per month for a VPN service and change your location to Canada to see which peaches are available to watch over there!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And if they don't have it there, they can at least recommend other peach cultivars you might like with absolutely no regard for the genre of peach that you were looking for. Sorry we didn't have any Canadian Harmonies, would you like a May Pride, or maybe a Donut Peach?

(Made extra realistic by the fact that I don't actually know the differences between different peach cultivars)