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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Who liquidates the liquidators?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

qui liquidators liquidators

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I dunno, coast guard?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lumber Liquidator liquidators.

…man, I hope they don’t go under.