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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't the men who were "best" at masturbation have the fewest children?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No, they wouldn't. What does "best" mean in this context, anyway?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Obvs strongest penis grip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

He means they wouldn't need women, because they were THE BEST!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Get that diamond dick brother