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Guy Who Says Slurs Draws the Line at 'Weird' (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I gotta say, they found a VERY good photo to represent "guy who says slurs".

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

On the other hand, that's a pretty rough looking 27 year old. He looks like a 60s something bro who never stopped lifting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

65 year old guy who retired and discovered anavar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That dude is 27?! I have no idea who it is, but damn, someone chose the hard road.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It's satirical. The article isn't real.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yes! I can absolutely believe this as a guy who drops the n word in casual conversation then acts surprised when people cringe and leave the event he's ruining.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The guy can also perfectly imitate the look of an AI generated person!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The "adidas" logo and text on his shirt being perfect is especially impressive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's not AI. This is a real photo of a guy sitting in a real chair. The background is clearly shopped because the lighting doesn't match, but I assume that's for the esthetic.

They probably dressed up a guy to model for them; I really hope he doesn't look like this at other times