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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Peanut butter. According to many scientist lava has the consistency of peanut butter.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is dangerous information for me as I like peanut butter a lot. Now I must beware the glowing forbidden peanut butter.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The spiciest of spicy peanut sauces

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Man I could go for some spicy peanut sauce chicken or something right now too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Blow on it first,it's hot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I always thought the lava buckets in Minecraft looked really tasty

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But have they actually touched it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah you can look up videos of people getting their hands wet and slapping molten metal, so I imagine you can touch lava under the same Circumstances?

I don’t know man, I’m not a lava expert

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Whenever I see videos of them breaking into a fresh stream of it to collect some in a bucket, it looks less viscous than that.

(Maybe I'm just used to the bad peanut butter with the trans fats that keep it from separating, and the natural stuff is thinner?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It is thinner, and would absolutely pour off a spoon slowly like lava.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What does it taste like?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Pizza rolls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Isn't it full of brimstone? So it tastes eggy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Burning.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

What a cheap answer, peanut butter can be any number of consistencies based on temperature and is the first reference point for "thick substance". I need a scientist to experimentally compare the two and fell me if I need gif or skippy and at what temperature and humidity.