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Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have a bidet with the functions he mentions other than auto flush as it installs on a standard American toilet. You scoff, but profiles probably are a thing.

Mine has a remote that probably does what his app does. It controls:

Start/Stop
Water temperature
Seat temperature
Water pressure
Angle of nozzle
Oscillator
Turbo mode
Air dryer
Deodorizer
Children's mode
Women's hygiene mode
Default run duration timer setting
Power save mode

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But what I really want is for it to say "Arigato Daddy-sama (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)" after I shit in it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I promise there's no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I'm into.